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Milky Issues

Voice: “There’s chocolate milk in the fridge”

Me: “Uhuh…”

Voice: “Don’t drink the one that’s…”

Me: “…what did he say? Fuh…

Hours later.

Walk downstairs, open fridge.

See two  cartons- one in lying horizontally, the other upright.

Think logically.

Don’t drink… The one that hasn’t been opened.

Right.

Horizontal one should be the opened one.

Naturally.

Drink.

Hmm. Tastes odd.

Hours later.

Walk back.

Drink again.

Next day. Repeat.

Tastes horrible, for some reason.

Maybe it’s because I drank too much.

Tired of it, perhaps.

Of course.

Later…

Voice: “Did you drink from this one?”

Me: “Yeah. So?”

Voice: “It’s rancid. Didn’t I tell you?”

Me: “Eh..”

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